Sunday, September 12, 2010

That One Mom is HERE!!!!!

Once upon  a time, there was a day, actually a weekend, where there was a girl called That One Mom.  One of her friends was a kid's mom. The friend's blog was Think Tank Momma....  And that's all I got...

Well, literally That One Mom is at my house RIGHT NOW!  She lives in Minnesota.  We both made friendship bracelets and gave them to each other. 

So...  Have you heard of my aunt, Buffee?  She follows That One Mom. 

That One Mom is AWESOME!!! She has an iPod Touch. 


I like Sponge Bob!!!!  Sponge Bob is awesome! Sponge Bob is cool!

Broccoli falls off of trees.  Apples came out of Kooper's butt. (That One Mom disagrees.) *giggles*


Taylor Swift is AWESOME!!!!!

Joke of the day:  What happened when the turkey got electrocuted?  THANKSGIVING!!!!

Friday, August 27, 2010

This is just Random

So I know I haven't been here in a long time, so this is going to be a BIG blog.  This will be like 5 posts in one blog.  Okay so the first thing I'm doing is the joke of the day.

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because everyone's DIEING to get in!  LOL!  My new teacher told me this joke.

If we spell Starbucks, by being good and earning the letters, we get chocolate milk with whip cream and cookies.  And we get 10 minutes to chilllllll!  She brought the class new books today.  I got Captain Underpants.  The evil villain was Wedgywoman.  They used a hypno ring.  On chapter 4 and 1/2 it said "we tell you this report and interrupt your normal chapters.  We are telling you not to use hypno ring on woman".  They were in their tree house when Wedgywoman appeared.  And they gave both boys wedges with her evil hair. 

Buffee likes chicken.  Chickens are able to fly with their butts.  Roosters fly with their shooting out egg power. 

It's raining eyeballs outside.  With a chance of lightening lollipops.  With gummie worms sticking out of your homework.

Goosebumps are terrible books. 

Book of the day Poetry For Young People by Emily Dickinson.  Edited by Frances Schoonmaker Bolin.  Illustrated by Chi Chung. 

This just in my brother, Michael, has poopy pants! 

I wanna be, I wanna be FAMOUS!  That is just a little bit of the theme song from a show I watch, Total Drama WORLD TOUR. 

I'm doing this blog with my Buffee, aunt.  Not the ant you have in an ant farm.  OKAY?  The kind you have in your family tree.  This just in, my Buffee has red hair.  My Buffee's last name is Usina. 

My baby sister has the farts.  Fart noise, fart noise, fart noise!  lol! 

I'm eating McDonald's tonight.  It's raining silly bands, woo yeah, wooo yeah, WOOOOO yeah!  Burp.

Ripit ripit ripit. 

Pretty colors of the rainbow.   

And the final joke. 

What happens when you put a hotdog in the freezer?

You get a chili dog!

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Singing Monkeys of the Past

I still haven't gotten the pictures from the zoo yet, but we'll deal with it.

Did you know my sister, you know the one holding my zoo pictures hostage, doesn't eat anything, ANYTHING with syrup.  Yeah, but she eats toast with jam.  Creeeeeepy!  I love syrup on pancakes, on waffles and french toast.

My mom posted this video on her blog.  I am posting here because some of you can't read my mom's blog.

I told her not to post this, but she did it anyway.  I like now though, because people think I'm cute.  I thought it was ridiculous.

I have a joke.

What did one wall say to the other?

Answer:  Meet you at the corner.

I might not be around for awhile.  I am going to my grandma's in Ohio.  I may do long distnace posting, mom types and I tell her what to post over the phone.  From OHIO.

Floating baby heads will kill you.

Flying chihuahuas will fall from the sky and eat your brains.

Swimming monkeys will take over the planet.

Jumping chickenspiders will steal your turkey at Thanksgiving.

Running cute baby kitties will beat you with a stick.

Spitting snakes will infect your mind.

Big green and white balls of the PAST will fall on your head.

And to wrap this up.....I like chipped beef gravy!!

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Big RED BALLS of the Future

It has been very busy for the last two weeks.  I have been curiously MIA.  That's Missing In Action.

I have been playing a new game called BTD4E, which stands for Balloons Tower Defense 4 Extension.  In the game, you must use monkeys to defend your tower from being exploded by balloons.  How cool is that?  Monkeys?  Really?  There is even a lightsaber monkey.  He throws lightsabers and it pops the balloons!

I can't wait for NUMBER 5!

My mom is addicted to Twitter.  Twitter, twitter, twitter that's all she does.  Even when she sleeps.  It's kind of funny.  Kabooshki!  That means explosion BTW.  BTW means by the way.

I have another loose tooth.  My mom says if I don't capture The Rock this time I'm done for. 

My Zodiac sign is Cancer which is THE CRAB.  I will just use my crab claws on my mom!  Rawwwrrrr!

Flying Pizzas of the Future will replace cars! 

I went to the zoo.  I will be posting pictures of that soon.  My sister has the pictures on her camera.  She stays with her boyfriend, JJ, now.

Kabooshki Kabooshki Kabooshki!  Boom Boom Boom! Wah Wah Wah goes the baby!

My baby is really cute.  She has been rolling over but no crawling.  Her laugh is really funny.  Everybody loves it.  EVERYBODY!

Isn't she CUUUUUUTTTE????

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!  It's a secret.  I like chicken.

Flying cabbages of the future will replace canonballs.  BALLS!  I love the big red balls on WIPEOUT!  Oh yeah!  Party boys and girls!

And that was to wrap this up!  BUH-BYE!

Monday, June 28, 2010

Happy Birthday to MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you know that it's my birthday today?  We had a water balloon fight!  Woo-Ooo-Ooo!

Today's my birthday, Yay! Yay! Yay!  I got some Nintendo DSi points today.  Yay! Yay! Yay!  Oh, I am so HAPPY, Yay! Yay! Yay!

We went to breakfast today for my birthday.  It was awesome, awesome, awesome.  We went to Cracker Barrel. Yay! Yay! Yay!

My daddy grilled my birthday dinner for me.  We had burgers, hot dogs, and my favorite corn.  It was yummy to my tummy.

And to wrap this up, I like ice cream and chocolate donuts!

Friday, June 25, 2010

Random Musings from My Mind

The past three days, there has been many things happening.  Tomorrow, I will be sharing an awesome video and some pictures of the water balloon fight we had Tuesday night.

We had fish yesterday, and it was tasty.  Fish is one of my favorite foods.  Tomorrow my mom is making cod with a mango salsa.  I am excited about that.  Did you know that fish is healthy?

Also, there is a fruit called a dragon fruit.  It's purple.  How cool is that?  And, it looks like it has spikes on it.  But, I'm not sure about that.  I have never tried it.  It should have a ton of seeds in it.  But that's enough about that. (see picture below)

My mom also made pumpkin cake tonight!  It was very tasty.  It had a good topping.  Cream cream frosting with raw sugar sprinkles.  She said she got the recipe from her blog friend Cheesecake.  What kind of name is Cheesecake anyway?

I have big news!  For my birthday party, it's supposed to be on Sunday the 27th, but we are having my party on the 29th/30th at 12:01am.  We are having a Twilight Eclipse Premiere Party!  Isn't that awesome?  Yay!

My dad finally fixed my computer.  It was sick.  My dad doctored it up.  Now my game Plants vs. Zombies works right!  Yay!  I beat in in three days.

To wrap this up, I like peanut butter sandwiches!

Please leave me some comments.  I love them!

Monday, June 21, 2010

The Tooth Fairy Comes Tonight

Today, again made me happy.  Although, today my computer broke down.  My keyboard stopped working for no reason.  But, my tooth fell out so the Tooth Fairy will be coming.  My mom told me to let her know if "The Rock" was my Tooth Fairy tonight.  She said to come and get her if he is.  I asked why?  She said "Because he's HOT!"  I sighed really loud, and told her "you are already married!"

(See the missing tooth spot on the top row?)

It started raining, so I couldn't play on my computer.  So we started playing with the cards from Buzz Word.  I didn't really understand it so I just read them to Michael.  It was fun.  The baby started crying because it was so loud.  The thunder was really scary.

My mom cooked burgers tonight.  They had bacon on them.  Bacon is spectacular.

My dad is trying to fix my computer.  It is taking a long time.  He had to use HIS computer to work on it.

As usual my mom is always pretty.  I like her red hair and her red glasses.

I have a joke.

Knock. Knock.

Who's there?


Banana who?

Knock Knock.

Who's there?


Banana who?

Knock. Knock.

Who's there?


Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

To wrap this up, I like pie.  Yay!

Be cool.....leave me some love.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

My Dad is Cooler than Your Dad...a Father's Day Tribute

                                                        HAPPY FATHERS DAY!!!!

Kamden and I , Michael, along with Kooper, would all like to wish you a Happy Fathers Day filled with happiness, laughter, and hopefully not too many farts! We hope that all you dads out there have a happy fathers day and get plenty of cards and gifts, especially you daddy! Make sure to send lots of comments to our dads blog, Liquid Truth, wishing him a happy fathers day.

                                                         HAPPY FATHERS DAY!!!!

Meet me, Kamalamadama

My name is Kamden.

Today made me happy. I'm 8 by the way. I got my own email.

My mom is the awesomest. Her blog is Think Tank Momma. Have you seen the fishies on her blog? They're cute.

I wanted my own blog, because some other kid, who is eight got his own blog and that excited me. Maybe he will follow. A blog sounds really fun. Because there is a lot of stuff you can do on a blog. You can add gadgets like my virtual pet Pete. He is on the sidebar. Feed him please.

My blog is going to be about the ups and downs of my life. The ups are the good parts. The downs are the sad parts. As I was saying, when I was making this post, with my mom, I wanted to mention about my Aunt Buffee and how she broke her toe. She said it hurt a lot. She ran into a chair, because there were boxes everywhere.
 (see her toe was bruised)

My big sister is the best sister in the world. She graduated from high school a few weeks ago. Her boyfriend is the best. He has a pet horse. We are going to have a water balloon fight on Thursday. But that's Thursday, not now. My big sister will take pictures and I will post them. (My mom will help with that.)

I am going to talk about my brothers now. Michael is the oldest. He got glasses just today. He is the brother that play Super Mario Galaxy 2. So does my dad. So, on to my brother Kooper. He usually plays AQ Worlds all day. His favorite food is Ramen Noodles. Me and my brothers all make good grades.

Here is a picture of us.

(From left to right Kooper, ME in the middle, Michael.)

My dad has short hair, sometimes he shaves it bald, he has goatee, he has brown eyes just like my mom and me.  My dad plays Super Mario Galaxy 2 all the time, just like Michael.  Daddy works all day.  He has blog called Liquid Truth.

Thanks for reading my blog.  I hope you were fascinated.