I'm doing this in OHIO

Hi it's me first i will do a joke i guess. Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house she sit's AROUND the house. Now here's michael's jokes:

Hello. Q:What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
            A:You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

             Raising teenagers is like nailing jell-o to a tree.

             A newspaper boy was standing on the corner with a large pile of papers, shouting, "Read all about it. Twenty five people cheated. Twenty five people cheated."
Intrigued, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. What he saw was yesterday's paper. The man said, "Hey, this is an old paper, where's the story about the big swindle?" The newspaper boy ignored him and went on yelling out, "Read all about it. Twenty six people cheated." and i can


Well thats it with the jokes.

Well i can do archery and thats pretty cool and I can ride a four wheeler


Well I cant think of anything else bye

It's MY BIIIIIIIRTHDAY!!!!!!

Hello, I'm back.  Back again.

You know, I don't get the "I'm a big boy now" thing.  You're really a big boy by the time you are two.

I'm not trying to make this a comedy thing.

I can't do Michael's (my brother) joke of the day, because he went home earlier today.

It was supposed to be a new thing on my blog.

So.....we had chicken and rice tonight.  Yuuuuuummmm!

Well, Belly (my sister) (I wanted to show a picture, but Blogger isn't cooperating) is so funny.  She'll laugh almost at everything.

Well...I'm going to Ohio for three weeks to see my grandparents and I won't be able to blog for three weeks.  I'll be sad.  :(  But, on the bright side :D  I get to spend time with my grandparents.  Yeah!!!!!!!!

Here is MY joke of the day:  So the brunette and the blondie were walking.  The Bruneete says:  "Oh look there's a dead bird."  The blondie looks up and says "Where, where, where?"

Well....that's the joke of the day.

Hey...have you seen Sucker Punch?  It has a HAWT girl they call Babydoll, according to my brother Kooper.

Well, that's all I can think of so....bye!

Bye Bye...that's it.  Done!

Wordless Wednesday - Trunk Or Treat

That One Mom is HERE!!!!!

Once upon  a time, there was a day, actually a weekend, where there was a girl called That One Mom.  One of her friends was a kid's mom. The friend's blog was Think Tank Momma....  And that's all I got...


Well, literally That One Mom is at my house RIGHT NOW!  She lives in Minnesota.  We both made friendship bracelets and gave them to each other. 

So...  Have you heard of my aunt, Buffee?  She follows That One Mom. 

That One Mom is AWESOME!!! She has an iPod Touch. 

LALALALALALALALALA......
*giggle*
Hehe...
*sigh*
Kabooshky...
Nemnemnemnemnem....

I like Sponge Bob!!!!  Sponge Bob is awesome! Sponge Bob is cool!

Broccoli falls off of trees.  Apples came out of Kooper's butt. (That One Mom disagrees.) *giggles*

LALALALALALALALALAAAAAA....

Taylor Swift is AWESOME!!!!!




Joke of the day:  What happened when the turkey got electrocuted?  THANKSGIVING!!!!

This is just Random

So I know I haven't been here in a long time, so this is going to be a BIG blog.  This will be like 5 posts in one blog.  Okay so the first thing I'm doing is the joke of the day.


Why is there a fence around the graveyard?


Because everyone's DIEING to get in!  LOL!  My new teacher told me this joke.


If we spell Starbucks, by being good and earning the letters, we get chocolate milk with whip cream and cookies.  And we get 10 minutes to chilllllll!  She brought the class new books today.  I got Captain Underpants.  The evil villain was Wedgywoman.  They used a hypno ring.  On chapter 4 and 1/2 it said "we tell you this report and interrupt your normal chapters.  We are telling you not to use hypno ring on woman".  They were in their tree house when Wedgywoman appeared.  And they gave both boys wedges with her evil hair. 


Buffee likes chicken.  Chickens are able to fly with their butts.  Roosters fly with their shooting out egg power. 


It's raining eyeballs outside.  With a chance of lightening lollipops.  With gummie worms sticking out of your homework.


Goosebumps are terrible books. 


Book of the day Poetry For Young People by Emily Dickinson.  Edited by Frances Schoonmaker Bolin.  Illustrated by Chi Chung. 


This just in my brother, Michael, has poopy pants! 


I wanna be, I wanna be FAMOUS!  That is just a little bit of the theme song from a show I watch, Total Drama WORLD TOUR. 


I'm doing this blog with my Buffee, aunt.  Not the ant you have in an ant farm.  OKAY?  The kind you have in your family tree.  This just in, my Buffee has red hair.  My Buffee's last name is Usina. 


My baby sister has the farts.  Fart noise, fart noise, fart noise!  lol! 


I'm eating McDonald's tonight.  It's raining silly bands, woo yeah, wooo yeah, WOOOOO yeah!  Burp.


Ripit ripit ripit. 


Pretty colors of the rainbow.   

And the final joke. 

What happens when you put a hotdog in the freezer?

You get a chili dog!

Singing Monkeys of the Past

I still haven't gotten the pictures from the zoo yet, but we'll deal with it.

Did you know my sister, you know the one holding my zoo pictures hostage, doesn't eat anything, ANYTHING with syrup.  Yeah, but she eats toast with jam.  Creeeeeepy!  I love syrup on pancakes, on waffles and french toast.

My mom posted this video on her blog.  I am posting here because some of you can't read my mom's blog.




I told her not to post this, but she did it anyway.  I like now though, because people think I'm cute.  I thought it was ridiculous.

I have a joke.

What did one wall say to the other?







Answer:  Meet you at the corner.


I might not be around for awhile.  I am going to my grandma's in Ohio.  I may do long distnace posting, mom types and I tell her what to post over the phone.  From OHIO.


Floating baby heads will kill you.

Flying chihuahuas will fall from the sky and eat your brains.

Swimming monkeys will take over the planet.

Jumping chickenspiders will steal your turkey at Thanksgiving.

Running cute baby kitties will beat you with a stick.

Spitting snakes will infect your mind.


Big green and white balls of the PAST will fall on your head.

And to wrap this up.....I like chipped beef gravy!!

Big RED BALLS of the Future

It has been very busy for the last two weeks.  I have been curiously MIA.  That's Missing In Action.

I have been playing a new game called BTD4E, which stands for Balloons Tower Defense 4 Extension.  In the game, you must use monkeys to defend your tower from being exploded by balloons.  How cool is that?  Monkeys?  Really?  There is even a lightsaber monkey.  He throws lightsabers and it pops the balloons!

I can't wait for NUMBER 5!

My mom is addicted to Twitter.  Twitter, twitter, twitter that's all she does.  Even when she sleeps.  It's kind of funny.  Kabooshki!  That means explosion BTW.  BTW means by the way.

I have another loose tooth.  My mom says if I don't capture The Rock this time I'm done for. 

My Zodiac sign is Cancer which is THE CRAB.  I will just use my crab claws on my mom!  Rawwwrrrr!

Flying Pizzas of the Future will replace cars! 

I went to the zoo.  I will be posting pictures of that soon.  My sister has the pictures on her camera.  She stays with her boyfriend, JJ, now.

Kabooshki Kabooshki Kabooshki!  Boom Boom Boom! Wah Wah Wah goes the baby!

My baby is really cute.  She has been rolling over but no crawling.  Her laugh is really funny.  Everybody loves it.  EVERYBODY!

Isn't she CUUUUUUTTTE????

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!  It's a secret.  I like chicken.

Flying cabbages of the future will replace canonballs.  BALLS!  I love the big red balls on WIPEOUT!  Oh yeah!  Party boys and girls!

And that was to wrap this up!  BUH-BYE!