Friday, August 27, 2010

This is just Random

So I know I haven't been here in a long time, so this is going to be a BIG blog.  This will be like 5 posts in one blog.  Okay so the first thing I'm doing is the joke of the day.

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because everyone's DIEING to get in!  LOL!  My new teacher told me this joke.

If we spell Starbucks, by being good and earning the letters, we get chocolate milk with whip cream and cookies.  And we get 10 minutes to chilllllll!  She brought the class new books today.  I got Captain Underpants.  The evil villain was Wedgywoman.  They used a hypno ring.  On chapter 4 and 1/2 it said "we tell you this report and interrupt your normal chapters.  We are telling you not to use hypno ring on woman".  They were in their tree house when Wedgywoman appeared.  And they gave both boys wedges with her evil hair. 

Buffee likes chicken.  Chickens are able to fly with their butts.  Roosters fly with their shooting out egg power. 

It's raining eyeballs outside.  With a chance of lightening lollipops.  With gummie worms sticking out of your homework.

Goosebumps are terrible books. 

Book of the day Poetry For Young People by Emily Dickinson.  Edited by Frances Schoonmaker Bolin.  Illustrated by Chi Chung. 

This just in my brother, Michael, has poopy pants! 

I wanna be, I wanna be FAMOUS!  That is just a little bit of the theme song from a show I watch, Total Drama WORLD TOUR. 

I'm doing this blog with my Buffee, aunt.  Not the ant you have in an ant farm.  OKAY?  The kind you have in your family tree.  This just in, my Buffee has red hair.  My Buffee's last name is Usina. 

My baby sister has the farts.  Fart noise, fart noise, fart noise!  lol! 

I'm eating McDonald's tonight.  It's raining silly bands, woo yeah, wooo yeah, WOOOOO yeah!  Burp.

Ripit ripit ripit. 

Pretty colors of the rainbow.   

And the final joke. 

What happens when you put a hotdog in the freezer?

You get a chili dog!