Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Singing Monkeys of the Past

I still haven't gotten the pictures from the zoo yet, but we'll deal with it.

Did you know my sister, you know the one holding my zoo pictures hostage, doesn't eat anything, ANYTHING with syrup.  Yeah, but she eats toast with jam.  Creeeeeepy!  I love syrup on pancakes, on waffles and french toast.

My mom posted this video on her blog.  I am posting here because some of you can't read my mom's blog.

I told her not to post this, but she did it anyway.  I like now though, because people think I'm cute.  I thought it was ridiculous.

I have a joke.

What did one wall say to the other?

Answer:  Meet you at the corner.

I might not be around for awhile.  I am going to my grandma's in Ohio.  I may do long distnace posting, mom types and I tell her what to post over the phone.  From OHIO.

Floating baby heads will kill you.

Flying chihuahuas will fall from the sky and eat your brains.

Swimming monkeys will take over the planet.

Jumping chickenspiders will steal your turkey at Thanksgiving.

Running cute baby kitties will beat you with a stick.

Spitting snakes will infect your mind.

Big green and white balls of the PAST will fall on your head.

And to wrap this up.....I like chipped beef gravy!!

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Big RED BALLS of the Future

It has been very busy for the last two weeks.  I have been curiously MIA.  That's Missing In Action.

I have been playing a new game called BTD4E, which stands for Balloons Tower Defense 4 Extension.  In the game, you must use monkeys to defend your tower from being exploded by balloons.  How cool is that?  Monkeys?  Really?  There is even a lightsaber monkey.  He throws lightsabers and it pops the balloons!

I can't wait for NUMBER 5!

My mom is addicted to Twitter.  Twitter, twitter, twitter that's all she does.  Even when she sleeps.  It's kind of funny.  Kabooshki!  That means explosion BTW.  BTW means by the way.

I have another loose tooth.  My mom says if I don't capture The Rock this time I'm done for. 

My Zodiac sign is Cancer which is THE CRAB.  I will just use my crab claws on my mom!  Rawwwrrrr!

Flying Pizzas of the Future will replace cars! 

I went to the zoo.  I will be posting pictures of that soon.  My sister has the pictures on her camera.  She stays with her boyfriend, JJ, now.

Kabooshki Kabooshki Kabooshki!  Boom Boom Boom! Wah Wah Wah goes the baby!

My baby is really cute.  She has been rolling over but no crawling.  Her laugh is really funny.  Everybody loves it.  EVERYBODY!

Isn't she CUUUUUUTTTE????

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!  It's a secret.  I like chicken.

Flying cabbages of the future will replace canonballs.  BALLS!  I love the big red balls on WIPEOUT!  Oh yeah!  Party boys and girls!

And that was to wrap this up!  BUH-BYE!