Tuesday, July 12, 2011

I'm doing this in OHIO

Hi it's me first i will do a joke i guess. Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house she sit's AROUND the house. Now here's michael's jokes:

Hello. Q:What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
            A:You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

             Raising teenagers is like nailing jell-o to a tree.

             A newspaper boy was standing on the corner with a large pile of papers, shouting, "Read all about it. Twenty five people cheated. Twenty five people cheated."
Intrigued, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. What he saw was yesterday's paper. The man said, "Hey, this is an old paper, where's the story about the big swindle?" The newspaper boy ignored him and went on yelling out, "Read all about it. Twenty six people cheated." and i can


Well thats it with the jokes.

Well i can do archery and thats pretty cool and I can ride a four wheeler


Well I cant think of anything else bye

Monday, June 27, 2011

It's MY BIIIIIIIRTHDAY!!!!!!

Hello, I'm back.  Back again.

You know, I don't get the "I'm a big boy now" thing.  You're really a big boy by the time you are two.

I'm not trying to make this a comedy thing.

I can't do Michael's (my brother) joke of the day, because he went home earlier today.

It was supposed to be a new thing on my blog.

So.....we had chicken and rice tonight.  Yuuuuuummmm!

Well, Belly (my sister) (I wanted to show a picture, but Blogger isn't cooperating) is so funny.  She'll laugh almost at everything.

Well...I'm going to Ohio for three weeks to see my grandparents and I won't be able to blog for three weeks.  I'll be sad.  :(  But, on the bright side :D  I get to spend time with my grandparents.  Yeah!!!!!!!!

Here is MY joke of the day:  So the brunette and the blondie were walking.  The Bruneete says:  "Oh look there's a dead bird."  The blondie looks up and says "Where, where, where?"

Well....that's the joke of the day.

Hey...have you seen Sucker Punch?  It has a HAWT girl they call Babydoll, according to my brother Kooper.

Well, that's all I can think of so....bye!

Bye Bye...that's it.  Done!